Happy Thanksgiving!

So yeah, yesterday, I spent the majority of the day getting the shaggin' wagon worked on. It still has a ton of work left before it looks anything close to "sexy", but nothing good in life comes easily!

I seemed to have hit 2 major fails with the girls I'm interested in yesterday. Of course, that's just me being optimistic, because my track records with ladies that aren't insane kind of fucking sucks.

1) I sent the teacher a text that said "Yo ______, we should start making some memories some time". I figured it'd be a cute way to say "we should hang out more often!" Normally, she responds to texts in like 5 seconds, so the fact that it's 9:50 the next day means she didn't find it cute. LOL!

2) I brought my sister's manager a "love book" that I made. Basically, it trashed her life with her boyfriend, and showed how a life with me was 50x better. I used words like "Assface" to describe her current boyfriend, without knowing how she actually felt about the kid. She is yet to call the number I left for her in the back.

I actually enjoy speaking of drama like this. I miss it. I read one of my old blogs from 2001, and every day, I was talking about like 5 different girls. I know it makes me seem like "player-player", but it's really not the case. I'd give everyone up for the right girl, which is the one I can't fucking find! Haha. But nowadays, I don't come off as desperate. Like what's the worst that can happen? Number 2 doesn't call me, and what do I lose? We won't be speaking any less than we currently are! Number 1 decides not to date me, and then what? I lose an awesome potential girl, but in the long run, I'm still free to make this music happen!

So last night, being the biggest party night on Long Island all year, me, Jeremy and Joel decided to go out. We went to Half Penny Pub, but Joel doesn't have an ID. 24 years old, he should have been ready for this night! So we went to Dave and Busters, which was DEAD, followed by Applebees which was also DEAD. Yeah, it wasn't as fun of a night as we expected, but any night I go out, I always worry about drinking. I don't want to get behind the wheel thinking I'm sober if my BAC is over .04. That's right, said .04. The legal limit is .08, but for drivers with a Class B, it's .04, and I could get fired if I get popped!

Hopefully me and Joel will start getting tighter.

Oh and btw, my brother is an artist. The kid goes to Cooper Union, the top art school in the country. I wouldn't even give him the title "artist" unless he validated it with such an elite school. Mainly because most artists are a fucking joke. He got into the school bullshitting the judges, and since then, his whole point in art is to make people pissed off, and to show them they're not fucking oppressed. He keeps mentioning how all his art friends suddenly say "I think I'm gay".

Apparently, in the art community, if you're white, you're not oppressed. To become oppressed, you need to become gay. Hence the explanation behind hundreds of thousands of art kids finally becoming "homosexual" although they were born the other way. And lets not get into the debate about "are homosexuals born gay?" Personally, I'm a Christian, and I don't believe a homosexual lifestyle is conducive to what Jesus wants. But at the same time, me saying words like "fuck" and having sex before marriage ALSO aren't conducive to that, so I'm being fair!

But if you want to take the religious aspect out of it, lets go with science and darwinism. In the billions of years of the earth, no other animal species has ever been born "homosexual." Some shit heads point to the "gay penguins" at the Central Park Zoo, which suddenly stopped making news when they "broke up" and went back to being straight. But now, all of a sudden, people are being born gay. Is this evolution? No, because evolution is survival of the fittest, and being gay isn't conducive to survival. You cannot naturally reproduce in a gay relationship! Becoming gay does not ensure your survival. Sure, there's artificial insemination, but do you think these mutated (or evolved for the politically correct) consider that when they decide to pursue the next best step?

Personally, it doesn't bother me. I don't like seeing two dudes make out, because the idea of me kissing a guy makes me want to vomit. It's the same thing if I see someone eating that cheesy rice shit that makes me want to throw up. It's not discrimination, it's a matter of what makes my stomach turn. (And for all you non believers, someone dared me to kiss Joel once. I got close to his face and almost threw up. He had a beard, and his breath smelt like onions. Fucking nasty!)

So do I support gay marriage? Religiously, no. I believe instituting gay marriage is a direct violation of "Congress shall pass no law establishing one religion over another", because by making this law, they are essentially stating that the word marriage can be used to describe homosexuality, while some religions use marriage to describe holy matrimony between a man and a woman. It's not the government's job to decide what the word "marriage" is.

THAT BEING SAID, (and if you're going to quote me, don't be a fuckface and edit this part out), I believe congress should strip the word marriage from it's definition, and change it to unions for all couples. Let the churches decide what marriage is, but as far as government is concerned, man and woman = union. Man and man = union. Woman and man = union.

That also leaves out another important factor; what about people who want to marry their cousins? What about people who want to marry their brother? Sure, incest is fucking disgusting, but if we're going on this "If they're happy let them do what they want", or "if they love each other, that's all that matters", then why the fuck is it our business? Didn't we once label homosexuality as "gross"? Unions should apply to all 2 person unions, regardless of sex, religion, race, or relationship.

When I brought this up to people they said "that's gross", or "the child can have birth defects". Well, a child can also have birth defects when a parents smokes or drinks, yet it doesn't seem to stop them. So then would it be okay for only gay-incest unions? Like brother-brother? Because then they would HAVE to use artificial insemination.

What a stupid fucking argument. What a stupid point. Just make unions legal for all couples, the end. There are too many stupid laws, and it looks like this one is going to be ruled upon by the supreme court. There aren't enough politicians that will have the support of their constituents to pass this through, so they'll do the spineless thing and make the supreme court decide. Fuck this system man...