Women...women...LMAO

I understand women. There is a basic psychological profile behind them. Most men say "I don't understand them" and there really is much to be confused about. But I feel women dictate all their actions based on 1) Their moral beliefs, 2) What others think of them and 3) The "She-Wolf" inside.

The She-Wolf is the fact that underneath every woman is an animal waiting to come out and break out of her chains. Men try saying "Women aren't hornY' but it's not true. Women have an organ (or body part) who's true function is sexual stimulation (the clitoris). Men don't have any such object.

The problem is most women say "I don't care what anyone thinks of me", but unless they are a crack whore, it's not true at all. Their lives are dictated by what others think of them. If that weren't the case, women would probably be sleeping around more than men do.

So tonight, I had a completely odd experience happen. I say this because this experience would confuse the hell out of most men. I hung out with a girl I hadn't seen in years. We started talking and she started telling me about her history. Then she just out of nowhere said "I'm horny". Eventually, we went and got something to eat, and she just said "Let me ask you a question, do you like blow jobs?"

Take it easy if you're reading this, because it makes her sound skanky. In fact, that wasn't the case at all. She was a girl who had been dumped, she hadn't been touched in forever, and wanted to do things with someone she knew and trusted.

Later on, we kissed, cause I haven't kissed anyone in months, and I need affection. We talked, and it was good conversation. She mentioned how she needed a "fuck buddy", and while I'm not a huge fan of sex, dude I'm always going with the flow. I don't like putting labels on myself or having expectations in situations like those, ever.

I went home, and she called me at 11pm, and said "I was thinking, I don't want to jeopardize my career, so we can't hook up!" What? I wasn't pursuing it, she was. I wasn't the aggressor, in fact, I was just chilling!

It didn't bother me, because I understand the psychological factors behind all of this. There are a million different points, all connected and they all make sense. I know why she said what she said, but honestly it's too long to explain. What it comes down to is that she said how she really felt. The whole night she kept mentioning how she hopes I don't think she's a slut. But in the end, what she really felt, conflicted with her worries about "what others think of her", and the fact that she valued my opinion as a friend, she called to say "we can't hook up" to save face.

What does this mean? It means absolutely nothing. It means I act disinterested and a week later, she'll call me at 2am for a booty call. I understand it all. Women don't have me fooled!

But then again, if women were like men, they'd be fat, they'd be farting and burping, picking their noses and scratching their balls in public, or something else cause they don't have balls ewww...It's cause we don't care what anyone thinks. We really don't.

I find it kind of funny that a girl can go from straight up telling me she wanted to rip off my clothes and fuck my brains out to saying "we shouldn't hook up." But I know what it really means.

But what do I want? I just want someone to hold, honestly. I'm not big on sex, cause let's be honest, I can masturbate and it feels exactly the same as a condom.